What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

Me : I don't drink

Me : Thank you.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

He : Tea ?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

How do I identify fake friends in life?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Sure.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

He : I'm 24.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Is Replika conscious?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Then let's have some coffee

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.